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Talking of rapidly cancelled
books, Weapon X's cancellation has not yet been
announced. Let's all pray that this oversight is
speedily rectified.
I say this every time I review a
Weapon X story, but let's say it one more time.
There is nobody in this book to empathise with. Everyone
is an asshole who deserves to die, horribly. Wild Child
would be the possible exception there, but all he does is hang
around and look maudlin, so who cares?
There is no earthly reason to
care whether any of these people live or die. If Tieri
is going for shades of grey, he has missed the point.
This is just shades of virtual black. These people
wouldn't even qualify as interesting villains, let along
tolerable protagonists. There is no conflict here, no
psychological depth, just a parade of lunatics wandering
through a tedious non-plot being bitchy towards one another.
Remember that Sauron one-shot they did,
which was largely devoted to establishing the idea that Sauron
is mentally impaired? Well, what the fuck is he doing
with dialogue like this? "Sauron confesses to being
somewhat apprehensive, Jackson - if I'm not mistaken, I seem
to recall your adamant distaste for similar actions conducted
by Sabretooth."
When you put Sauron and his amazing yo-yo
IQ in a scene with Brent Jackson, once again demonstrating his
astonishing inability to maintain a single consistent
character trait from one scene to another, my patience is
exhausted.
At least when Mutant X was around,
it had the decency to be entertainingly awful. This is
just tiresome.
Rating: D
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