x-men #98-109
uncanny x-men #378-389
THE CREATORS: For the first two months, Alan Davis plotting
both books and pencilling X-Men; Terry Kavanagh scripting
both books; and Mark Farmer inking X-Men. After that, Chris
Claremont writing both books; and Leinil Francis Yu and Mark
Morales as regular artists on X-Men. Adam Kubert was
regular penciller on Uncanny until issue #384. Salvador
Larrocca took over on issue #386 with Tim Townsend as
regular inker for the year.
THE FILL-IN ARTIST COUNT: On Uncanny, a pretty dismal five
and a half issues of fill-in art - none of them under
Larrocca's run. On X-Men, a total of four issues (three
whole issues and two split issues).
WHAT HAPPENED THIS YEAR: The Ages of Apocalypse (yes, you'd tried to
forget it, hadn't you?); the High Evolutionary cancels
everyone's powers for a while; the six month gap; Claremont
takes over and gives us the Neo for several months; the
Twisted Sisters attack Archangel and Psylocke for reasons
never properly explained; the X-Men rescue the Arcadia from
a storm; Maximum Security crossovers; the Dream's End
crossover; and a set-up for Chris Claremont's new series.
The story of the year, obviously, is the return of Chris
Claremont to the X-Men and how it all went wrong.
The year was not off to a good start before his arrival. The
impenetrable Ages of Apocalypse crossover may be a strong
contender for the least effective climax to a long running
plotline in the history of the X-books, as the books went
screaming off on a diversion from the Twelve storyline to
give us a month of "What If" stories. Quite why anyone was
meant to care was never altogether clear. The next
storyline, with the High Evolutionary and Mr Sinister trying
to shut down mutant powers across the planet, was rather
more like it, but still an obvious water-treading exercise.
And that was that for the Alan Davis run, as Davis took his
final paycheck and headed off to do something he was actually
interested in. The run as a whole is mostly okay, but far
below the standards we expect from Davis when he's feeling
inspired.
But none of this was particularly relevant at the time, since
Chris Claremont was coming back. Obviously there's no
doubting the importance of Claremont as an X-Men writer.
His work on the X-Men in the 1970s and 1980s is still the
definitive X-Men run, turning them into the unstoppable
franchise they've become, and going a long way towards
defining the team book genre in the eighties. His departure
from the books in 1991 was notoriously acrimonious, and
naturally a large proportion of the fanbase viewed this as a
homecoming for the one true X-Men writer who was going to
hammer things back into shape (preferably by ignoring most
of the nonsense published in the nineties).
Others weren't so sure. Sure, Claremont had done some
enormously good and influential stuff, but not in the last
decade he hadn't. Sovereign Seven had sunk without trace,
and his run on Fantastic Four had been wildly erratic
before settling down to a reasonable strike rate towards the
end. I was trying to keep an open mind as the Claremont run
began; on the one hand I agreed that the quality of his work
had peaked over a decade previously, but there was always
the possibility of a return to form.
What we got, unfortunately, was the Neo.
The Neo, whose storyline sprawled across the X-books for
months, were a good idea in theory. The good idea was to
introduce a splinter race of humanity who would be to mutants
what mutants were to humans. Theoretically that ought to
be a great idea. It's an inversion of the X-Men's basic
premise that they're ahead of mankind on the evolutionary
scale, and that ought to make for good X-Men storylines.
But in practice, the Neo faced a major problem. They weren't
noticeably any different from the mutants. With the mutants
already on the sort of power level where some of them were
chucking mountains at one another, the Neo were always going
to struggle to establish themselves as the next step up.
Making them more powerful was clearly not an option, because
there was no such thing. That left the option of making
their powers different in some other way. I'm damned if I
can think what that other way might be, and evidently so
was Claremont, who gave us such intimidating evolutionary
advances as a man with guns for arms (just like in the
derided Dark Riders), a man who could seal off buildings,
and a teleporter. None of these are bad superpowers as
such, but they weren't what the Neo needed if they were to
work. The Neo ended up looking like a fourth-rate version of
the Inhumans.
Matters were not helped by the gaping plot holes in the Neo
storyline (such as the lack of any coherent reason why they
were fighting the X-Men in the first place), and Claremont's
insistence on hurling new henchmen characters into the
story with nothing more than a codename and a costume design
to disguise the lack of any actual ideas. The Neo storyline
was an outright disaster. The first storyline in the
sister book, about interdimensional slavers, was better only
in the sense that the villains at least had comprehensible
motives. Other than that, it was still drowning in badly
thought out characters and lacking in drama.
Things did improve towards the end of the year. The
Maximum Security and Dream's End crossovers were readable
enough, and seemed to benefit from the requirement to
get the story done in one month rather than stretching it
beyond endurance. The final two issues setting up
Claremont's new spin-off book, with a group of former X-Men
investigating Destiny's Nostradamus-like prophecies, actually
does look like an interesting idea for a series and has me
at least intrigued to see what the book turns out like,
despite my dislike for most of this year's X-Men stories.
But the year has been bad for storylines. Joe Quesada and
Bill Jemas have been relatively tactful in their public
comments, expressing regret that at just the time that the
X-Men movie was out, something happened and the X-Men books
were producing stories so impenetrable that even the long
time readers couldn't follow them, let alone new readers.
But the thing that changed when the X-Men movie came out
was that Claremont started writing the book. The two book,
two team format he struggled with didn't seem to vex any of
the other writers of the last decade to this extent. And
from my point of view, as someone who was brought into
comics in the first place by the original Claremont run in
the eighties, watching things go so badly wrong was just
painful and frustrating.
So far as this year's artwork is concerned, Adam Kubert made
the most of the opportunity to create visually interesting
new villains, and while he was perennially unable to
maintain a monthly schedule, Tom Raney was producing
perfectly good work as the X-Men's regular stand-by artist.
Salvador Larroca has been producing solid work in his issues
to date; he finally seems to have regained his grasp on
storytelling basics which marred some of his Fantastic Four
run. Leinil Francis Yu's work on X-Men, unfortunately, has
to be regarded as disappointing, looking awkward and coming
nowhere close to the promise that was so evident in his
early Wolverine issues.
But the contents of the book this year were entirely
overshadowed by the backstage events - the departure of
Claremont and the surprise recruitment of Grant Morrison as
a replacement. Unfortunately, that's a fair reflection on
the stories involved.