Also this week:
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #12 - It's the return of the Sinister
Six, which is apparently supposed to really impress me.
Well, it's more or less alright, and it does advance some
storylines, but really it could be any six villains in this
team, and I'm not honestly sure why I should care. Oh,
and will somebody please tell the Spider-Man office that
the new Electro costume is dull?
B
ARMORINES #1 - Another stage in Acclaim's attempt to
kickstart its floundering comics division, but not one
that's likely to get it very far. It's not that there's
anything wrong with this, but there's nothing that makes
it stand out. It's a competent, very competent, trudge
through lots of stock plot elements. But a publisher
like Acclaim - sorry, A<<laim - needs to do better than
this to find an audience.
B-
FANTASTIC FOUR 1999 - Er, yeah. There's one idea in this
issue that I really like, namely the French prison
specially devoted to holding witches, still going strong
in 1999. After that, it's a fairly pedestrian mystical
threat story, and whether you like it will depend in large
part on whether you find Ladronn's art endearing or
annoying. Personally, annoying.
C+
IRON MAN #23 - Stark-Fujikawa have customised an old
giant robot villain into a ship, and Iron Man's not best
pleased about it. Pretty good, with Sean Chen managing to
get the sense of scale needed for the odd concept to work.
B+
JAY & SILENT BOB #4 - Yes, it's the series that makes
Deathmate look timely. And it really kind of wanders
around for twenty-odd pages before veering off into a
advert for Dogma. Nonetheless, extremely funny, even if
it never comes together into anything even approaching
coherent.
A
NEW WARRIORS #3 - Aegis drags the New Warriors into a
gang war, and proceeds to make a bit of a mess of the
ensuing fight. Good solid lighthearted superheroics,
although the gang leader giving serious consideration to
Aegis' "Hey, brothers, let's stop the violence!" routine
stretches credibility badly. This guy became a gang
leader in the first place? How?
B+
NOVA #7 - An extreme example of the "how many plot threads
can we wrap up in twenty pages" story, as Larsen goes
into overdrive dealing with all his subplots. Some of
the vignettes work, some of them (particularly the rushed
Avian one) don't. Devoting the final issue to a Venom
story which was only introduced as a subplot the previous
issue, when it could have been devoted to resolving more
key plots, seems bizarre. For fans of the series only,
although they'll probably enjoy it.
B-
THOR #18 - Well, with the Eighth Day out of the way we're
back to mythological figures talking gibberish and beating
the living crap out of other mythological figures. Since
I think the interesting thing about Thor is to put him in
contrast with the real world, this sort of faux mythology
bores the arse off me.
C
TRANSMETROPOLITAN #28 - An excellent beginning to the new
Lonely City storyline, with a brutally powerful opening
hate attack sequence. You really should be reading it,
you know.
A+