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16 january 2000

GENERATION X #61 - "Christmas Fear, Part Two"
by Jay Faerber, Kevin Sharpe, Russell, Ramos and Czop
X-MEN: CHILDREN OF THE ATOM #2 - "All Children Wear The Sign"
by Joe Casey, Steve Rude and Andrew Pepoy
X-MEN: PHOENIX #3 - "Sacrifice"
by John Moore, Pascal Alixe, Alan Evans, John Czop, Al Milgrom and Andrew Pepoy
TRANSMETROPOLITAN #31 - "Nobody Loves Me"
by Warren Ellis, Darick Robertson, Rod Ramos, Kieron Dwyer, Lea Hernandez, Bryan Hitch, Frank Quitely and Eduardo Risso

When Jay Faerber took over GENERATION X, I seem to remember him saying that he didn't plan to use Mondo since he didn't find the character interesting. I can only congratulate him on his foresight. He has now written a Mondo story, and he's right, it's not interesting.

What we have here is a mixture of slight characterisation, gratuitous action, and highly complex continuity. The story has Black Tom Cassidy, the Juggernaut and Mondo coming to the school to, um... Well, it's at about this point that the plot breaks down, really. They don't have any clear reason or objective in coming to the school at all. Which is a big plot problem, since it leaves most of the issue devoted to a pointless fight. The heroes have no objective other than to stop the villains. But the villains aren't trying to achieve anything. Whither conflict?

Well, okay, you may be saying. Jay Faerber's strength is in characterisation more than plotting. Surely he's turned Mondo into an exciting and entertaining character.

Nope. Mondo has no role in this story other than to keep reminding us that (per hefty retcon involving the Mondo who was on the team being a clone) he's never actually met our heroes. In a strange logical leap, this apparently provides him with a motivation to attack them. I'm damned if I can see any clear reason being given for him to side with Black Tom, and since he has no other personality dimensions, I don't care about him in the slightest.

Somewhere in here there's a good idea, which is to play off the fact that Black Tom raised and arguably abused Sean's daughter Theresa, by giving him Mondo as another ward and thereby winding up Sean. However, this story just doesn't get anything out of the potentially interesting set-up.

C

X-MEN: CHILDREN OF THE ATOM actually came out last week in the USA, but obligingly didn't show up here until now. So, what do we have?

Oh god, American Football. Must not fall asleep. Must look past cultural prejudice against rugby for wimps. Must feign understanding of absurdly complicated rules. Must remember that it's not as bad as cricket.

Actually, there's mercifully little of that awful game in this story. So much for my fears that we were going to get the usual jocks/outsiders high school story, a dreadful old cliche that still gets wheeled out far too often. One of the unfortunate things about Casey's relocation of the X-Men's origin story, however, is that it means Hank is now a school football player, not a college player, and the level of media attention he's being given seems decidedly odd to me. I wouldn't know. Maybe you people really do go in for full scale coverage of school games. I can't imagine anything worse, to be honest, but hell, it's your popular culture.

Rampant and uncontrolled prejudice aside, Casey's update of the original (not very good) stories is still progressing nicely, wisely junking great chunks of the original which could only be improved upon. The whole nonsense with Hank and an Aztec-themed supervillain has been mercifully aborted. Scott's involvement with the ridiculous Living Diamond has been rewritten to have him living with the abusive Jack Winters after running away from the orphanage (although really, how credible is it that Winters would treat Scott like this yet still bother sending him to school?). The design of William Metzler has also been wisely toned down this issue, wisely making him less of an obvious parody Hitler.

Steve Rude's artwork is as excellent as ever, although his muddled sense of period still rears its head from time to time. You just don't get storytelling of this quality from most of the artists Marvel chuck at us on the X-books.

The real success of this story is to make the X-Men come across as teenagers to a far greater extent than they ever did first time round. School trappings aside, the X-Men never really felt like kids. Here they do, and that has to be a good thing.

A-

Meanwhile, X-MEN: PHOENIX ends, to massed apathy. This is a character people have clamoured to see again for ages, and the miniseries has had virtually nil reaction from online fans. And do you know why? Because it's rubbish, that's why.

Not the sort of over the top, obvious rubbish that everybody jumps on and complains about. It's the quieter kind of rubbish - inconsequential stories which fail to make you care about any of the characters and just aren't interesting enough to bother complaining about. We've just had three issues of Rachel and a bunch of ciphers fighting an Apocalypse-by-proxy (because of course she can't fight the real Apocalypse), and it simply doesn't matter.

The villain has been little more than obviously nasty, and her slightly unusual powers are now apparent as being simply a device to explain away how Rachel lost the Phoenix force. There's some attempt being made to use a young Blaquesmith in a supporting role, but god, who cares?

I hate to be this negative about a story coming from John Francis Moore, whose run on X-Force has been thoroughly entertaining, but this simply isn't at all good, and it bores the arse off me. There's nothing more to say, really.

D+

TRANSMETROPOLITAN is giving regular artist Darick Robertson a chance to catch up, with a jam issue. The basic idea is that Spider is watching bits of TV about himself, or dreaming about his relationship with his audience. Thus, it's about how other people perceive Spider, and makes the use of some disparate guest artists for each segment entirely appropriate. Clever, huh?

Basically, you've got your three TV sections which are all hopeless travesties of Transmetropolitan, and then you've got your dream scenes which are how Spider wants to be seen and how he's starting to realise he actually is. And (aside from the last one which is deliberately grim and paranoid) they're hilarious. Well, they are if you know the series, at any rate. I've no idea whether they're funny to a total newcomer. But if you've even read one issue of the series, you should get it.

On the other hand, part of the point seems to be to give a kick up the ass to those parts of the audience who've read large chunks of the series and still haven't got it. "Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey" (Transmetropolitan as cartoon, reduced to sloganeering and gratuitous offensiveness) and "From The Mountain To The City" (Spider's life story as TV movie, with an absurdly heroic rewrite of the Angels 8 story) both seem intended in part to take the piss out of people who thought that was what they were reading to begin with.

They're both hilarious, of course - the cartoon with its absurd Truth Bombs, and the movie with Kieron Dwyer's heroically proportioned Spider ("What are you writing?" "I'm telling them that it's... WRONG!"). The pornography sequence by Bryan Hitch doesn't seem to making any particular point, to be honest, but it's still ridiculously entertaining. Hitch doesn't do comedy nearly enough, judging from this. Dick Stone, indeed.

The dreams are a bit stranger. Spider's revenge fantasy, drawn by Frank Quitely, has him in giant form taking revenge on everyone who's wronged him in the course of the series. This, of course, is where he'd like to be. The remaining dream, in which his audience point out to him that they've never read any of his columns and just know him from soundbites - all the stuff we've just been watching, in other words - is thoroughly depressing, but a useful reminder at this point in the series of just where Spider actually is, and of how we've been seeing Spider's veneer of invincibility from the early stories steadily crumbling.

Now, if you wanted to be picky, you might point out that in fact, we don't get to see that much of Spider's columns either, which is arguably a bit odd when they're one of the key elements of the series. We get the odd quote now and again, but in fact we hardly ever see anything approaching a full length column. Of course, we've got the rest of the story to give us our perspective on Spider's columns, which I suppose makes us different from the audience in the story itself. Kind of.

But the key point, I think, is that if you've read even one issue of Transmetropolitan, you'll get the jokes, you'll find them very funny, and you should buy the issue. Clear?

A+

Also this week:

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #15 - The storyline with Mary Jane getting killed had just about been holding my attention until now, but this hopelessly uninspired piece of nonsense in Latveria has put a stop to that. This is completely lacking in any new ideas whatsoever. Hell, I'd settle for some decent old ideas, but it doesn't have any of them either.

D+

BLADE: VAMPIRE HUNTER #4 - The last issue looked as if this might just about be crawling up into mild competence, but you'll be pleased to hear that Bart Sears is back to the incoherent shit this time round. This is shaping up to be the worst series I've read from Marvel in about a decade, and only the train wreck factor keeps it even slightly entertaining.

D

BLAZE OF GLORY #3 - More solid western material, although I really do have to question whether seven consecutive splash pages was required (especially with the intended effect utterly ruined by that sodding Fast Lane insert, of which we should all express our disapproval by publicly taking as many drugs as possible until Marvel promise they'll stop forever). As before, worth seeing just for Leonardo Manco's magnificent art.

A-

DETECTIVE COMICS #742 - The post-No Man's Land relaunch issue, and even as somebody who wasn't reading NML, I'm having great difficulty buying into the idea of Gotham being so back to normal already (token references notwithstanding). I've seen some very favourable reviews of this story, but to be honest it just strikes me as a fairly ordinary affair. Okay if you like that kind of thing, although there's no excuse for that hideous fluorescent orange on the cover.

B-

NEW WARRIORS #6 - More guest art, this time from somebody called Jason Armstrong whose style really doesn't appeal to me at all. His Human Torch is particularly hard on the eyes, and the storytelling in the opening fight scene is weak. Most of the issue is spent developing the ongoing Turbo storyline, which is perfectly alright but doesn't really take things anywhere unexpected.

B-

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Next week, Mutant X might get around to that Living Pharaoh story; the Ages of Apocalypse continues in Wolverine (you can't wait, can you?); and Nate Grey finds himself in a prison in X-Man.

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