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4 july 1999

X-FORCE #93 - "Temple of the Dying Sun"
by John Francis Moore, Anthony Williams, Chris Renaud, Hector Collanzo and Scott Koblish
HELLHOLE #1 - "Starting Over"
by Scott Lobdell, Adam Pollina and Mark Morales

Even the best titles disappoint sometimes, and sadly this month's X-FORCE is one such case.

Our heroes are recruited by two Eternals and sent out to an island with a nasty machine on it which is awfully dangerous. Only Dani's new quantum powers will work on it. In fact, the Eternals are lying. The machine's not nasty at all and they just want to steal her power. Fortunately, a plot device character with a background far more interesting than the story has any room to explore is able to point our heroes in the right direction and they win.

Ho hum. It actually sounds not too bad when I summarise it like that, but this one just never takes off. For one thing, it's got two generic and very boring Eternals wandering around being humourless and conspicuously failing to hold the attention. For another, it's a pretty blatant excuse to fill out details on Dani's new powers which unfortunately doesn't take the god-given opportunity to explain what the heck they're meant to be. Yes, we're told she's very powerful, but powerful in what way?

On top of this are some chronically awful dialogue (very out of character for John Francis Moore, and I strongly suspect the fruits of an editorial rewrite aimed at improving vague storytelling which has done more harm than good) and some poor pacing - particularly the ending, which botches any sense of closure.

And then there's the fact that the story spends an awful lot of time telling us that the island the heroes are on is horribly distorted, but not showing us anything of the sort. Far more twisted artwork was required here, and while filler artist Anthony Williams is adequate, he doesn't make the environment come to life at all.

On the bright side, there's a nice couple of subplot scenes with Domino and Sunspot, and, um, that's about it. Sorry, but I'm really struggling to find anything nice to say about this one. I've read a lot worse, of course, but this is a story that for the most part wavers between average and very poor. Given what we know this book is capable of, the story has to be considered highly disappointing.

C

HELLHOLE is a new creator owned series by Scott Lobdell and Adam Pollina, published through Image. The premise would seem to be that it's an inner city slum which also has problems with the supernatural. I think. Unfortunately, this story takes so long to get going that it's hard to get a handle on it.

What is immediately and disappointingly obvious, though, is the appearance of two mismatched cops, one of whom is young and kind of funky, and one of whom is older and wears a tie. Yes, it's a buddy movie, and aside from the supernatural trappings, I'm not convinced this series has anything to add to the genre.

In fact, the general impression I get from this series is that Lobdell and Pollina desperately want to be making a film instead. The story is told in a highly unusual format, with every page divided into three equally sized horizontal panels, with subtitles instead of conventional lettering. Not only are they subtitles, but they're scripts. Scripts, even down to EXT. THE STREETS OF HELLHOLE, NIGHT at the beginning of the story and DISSOLVE in a scene break. It looks more like a storyboard than a comic.

But does it work? Frankly, I'm not sure it does, but I'm also not sure what it's trying to achieve, so I'd have to reserve judgement for a couple of issues. It definitely distances the reader from the story, creating a very detached and academic feel and reminding the reader repeatedly that this is fiction. This is not normally a sensation that you want to create unless you have real reasons for doing so. Is this series going to turn into metafiction in a couple of issues time? It seems rather unlikely.

Perhaps a more fundamental problem is that because of the limited space it leaves for lettering, and the compulsory three panels per page, the story moves at a snail's pace. This is a standard 22 page story, but with a format like this it could really have done with a double sized first issue to give the story a head start.

As for the story, well, it hardly has a chance to get going. There's somebody going round setting fire to people in a mystical kind of way. At the end of the story, one of his victims turns up again mysteriously reconstituted (though still dead). And that's about it, really. Again, the pace is the problem here. It may be that this style just isn't suited for the monthly pamphlet format. Maybe the languid pacing will read better in a trade paperback.

So, what are my conclusions, then? Really, I don't know what the hell to make of this series. It's slow, and it's got two whopping great cliches as its main characters. Yet its got this very, very odd storytelling style that makes me wonder if something bigger isn't just around the corner. If there's a point to it, and it isn't just a gimmick, I'm curious to find out what it is. The benefit of the doubt, then, but there's not enough on offer here to let me be truly enthusiastic.

B-

Also this week:

AVENGERS #19 - The Ultron storyline gets off to a promising start by wrongfooting the reader with a completely different villain from the one you were expecting. On the other hand, I'm not at all sure I want to see yet another book do a plot about bad relations with the press.

B+

BLACK WIDOW #3 - To my astonishment, the creators seem to have expected me to believe that the Black Widow was killed at the end of the last issue. I rather think not. Pretty uninspiring stuff, really.

C+

DEADPOOL #31 - Deadpool returns to Landau, Luckman & Lake in what looks decidedly like Kelly suddenly speeding up the plot to meet his self-imposed deadline. There's some nice ideas about Deadpool's wife getting more and more violent, but somehow I feel this story could have done with a bit more space to breathe.

B+

HITMAN #40 - More good solid violence. Reliable as ever. What else can you say, really?

A-

JLA #32 - Faced with the nigh impossible task of justifying the JLA's lack of involvement in Gotham City, Waid and Grayson come up with the at least semi-acceptable explanation that lots of JLA-style villains are trying to take over the city while it's in chaos, and the JLA has been busy dealing with them. Unfortunately, stories which end with the heroes deadlocked in stalemate aren't really Waid or Grayson's strong point, and while the idea is okay, the story's not up to much.

C+

NOVA #4 - Audaciously, Erik Larsen invites us to believe that a minor Nova villain from the seventies could stand up to the Fantastic Four, and more or less pulls it of. The book has an awful lot of balls in the air to resolve everything by issue #7, but it can still be done.

B+

PETER PARKER, SPIDER-MAN '99 - Flicking through this issue, you will undoubtedly notice the mix of very traditional superhero artwork and avant garde computer generated images. This may lead you to think that a rare experimental story is going to appear. And you'd be right, but for all that such unusual books are to be encouraged, this demented mess is a failure on pretty much every level. Dreary superhero cliches (two cosmic beings choosing champions to fight for them? Again?) mix with pretentious cod philosophy (the universe is, like, really hard to understand, but love is great) to make this a book well worth the effort of not reading.

C

SLINGERS #9 - It's a story from the early life of Ricochet, bizarre tying in Nanny and the Orphan Maker to the death of his mother. I'm not sure I quite understand the logic of Nanny taking this long to come back for Ricochet when surely she could have traced him at any time, but this is a solid story nonetheles.

B

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Next week: Cable #71, which was originally going to be the first Pruett/Liefeld issue but will apparently now be a filler. Joy. Plus, Uncanny X-Men is due out, with the beginning of the Shattering storyline. Also expected are the first issues of Deathlok (might be okay), X-51 (probably won't) and Contest of Champions II (well, yes).
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