With the Grant Morrison X-Men run looming on the horizon, it makes
sense to have a look at the final issue of his MARVEL BOY series
for Marvel Knights.
I've found a lot of Morrison's recent mainstream work rather
unsatisfying. Beneath the barrage of clever and offbeat ideas,
there's been a certain hollowness in the actual story. I never
really saw the appeal of his JLA run, which (quite consciously)
more or less abandoned characterisation in favour of hurling its
iconic characters at stories in which a wide variety of bizarre
and surreal ideas were bolted onto rudimentary plots. It all
seemed like an interesting starting point for a proposal rather
than a satisfying final product. Of course, it didn't help that
Howard Porter was drawing it.
Marvel Boy hasn't suffered to quite the same extent from that,
but nonetheless it doesn't really work. JG Jones' artwork has
been excellent throughout, and the book has looked fantastic, but
once again it's been a parade of hit and miss ideas which never
gels into a working story. The root premise is fine - superhuman
alien from a better world (at least in his view) crashes on
Earth, has all his crewmates murdered, and understandably sets
out to improve our world by making it a bit more like his. It's
sort of an inverted Superman - instead of being an alien who
comes to Earth as a child and picks up middle America's cultural
values, Noh-Varr comes to Earth as a young adult and brings his
values to Earth.
Great. Fine. Good starting point. But the series never does
anything with it. Noh-Varr fights a villain who wants to
exploit him - okay, but nothing to do with the premise. Noh-Varr
fights Hexus the Living Corporation - nice story, good idea for
a villain, but it places Noh-Varr in a generic superhero role
and it's still nothing to do with the premise. Noh-Varr smashes
up New York in a fit of petulance - okay, he's a wanker, now
what about this world-changing thing that's meant to be the
character's primary motivation? He keeps talking about, he keeps
whining about it, but he never actually does a damn thing to
achieve it.
In fact, other than vague comments from Noh-Varr that his world
was a better place we're never even told very clearly what kind
of a world he wants to create. Presumably Morrison is
deliberately trying to keep this vague, since this issue has
SHIELD telling us that Noh-Varr's society can't be translated
into human concepts as anything more precise than "zen fascism",
but it leaves Noh-Varr with nothing much to do than wander
around making unsupported claims about how his world's better,
make all-purpose condemnations of bits of western culture that
Morrison doesn't like, and generally look like a petulant little
prick.
In some of his interviews, Morrison said that the idea of this
book was to make Noh-Varr the ultimate power fantasy. The book
fails on that level. It fails because for Noh-Varr to work as
a power fantasy, we have to identify with him, and we don't.
His personality is thinly established, and he's an almost totally
unsympathetic character. We can empathise when he's mourning
the loss of his crew, to be sure, but in all his reactions to
these situations he just comes across as the sort of ranting
idiot you make efforts to avoid at parties. Oubliette, the
villain's psychologically abused daughter, has some kind of
sympathy going for her on that level, but pretty much blows it
by buying wholeheartedly into Noh-Varr's supposed campaign to
remake civilisation for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Morrison seems at least semi-aware of this - even he wouldn't
describe Noh-Varr's culture as "zen fascism" if he was trying to
get us to embrace it without reservations - but that leaves the
question of what on earth he's trying to do here. A load of
thinly sketched and rather unlikeable characters run around
talking about vaguely described aims that they never seem to
take any steps to achieve. What's the point? Who am I meant to
be rooting for here? If I'm not meant to like any of the
characters, what exactly am I meant to be taking from this?
The ideas are fine, but they really need to be anchored to a
stronger storyline in order to work as a piece of fiction. For
all the flash, this is really just a series of events, and it
doesn't work as a story.
Obviously, my main worry about Morrison on the X-Men is that we
might get the same problems emerging there. I'm hoping that
Casey will balance that out, since he's a bit more disciplined
about these things. And of course, if he wants to, Morrison can
do it himself; he's done so in the past. Morrison's ideas are
always interesting and different, but that's not enough. The
ideas would come across all the more strongly if they were
attached to a story that worked.