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In theory, at least,
Wolverine: Origins #5 completes the title's first arc.
In reality, it's the second arc in writer Daniel Way's
masterplan, following on "Origins and Endings" in
Wolverine #36-40.
This is worth mentioning,
because it means we're now ten issues into this storyline.
And look how little progress we've made.
It must be said that "Born in
Blood" is a definite improvement on "Origins and Endings",
which was almost comically dull and uneventful. At
least things happen in this story. The problem is that
we're ten issues in and Way still hasn't got around to
telling us a story. He's just slowly, slowly
dripfeeding information to set up a story he might possibly
get around to telling somewhere around 2009.
The basic premise, you'll
recall, is that Wolverine regained his memories after
House of M and is now out for revenge against some
vaguely defined conspiracy. The plot of this arc has
Wolverine attacking the White House in an attempt to get
information - and not getting any. The conspiracy then
use Nuke to draw our hero out, which leads to three straight
issues of Wolverine, Nuke and Captain America punching one
another in a Vietnamese field. Interspersed along the
way are flashbacks showing that Wolverine used to be a very
bad man who was involved in brainwashing Nuke in the first
place.
In this final issue, the X-Men
show up and deliver the completely unrelated news that
Wolverine's son is alive and in the hands of the conspiracy.
So he wanders off to deal with that. Big finale there,
Dan.
At least something is actually
happening, and the plot is just about coherent. The
idea that Wolverine was once as bad as the people he's
hunting down is also somewhat promising. But that's
about as good as it gets. We've got a five issue arc
that doesn't hold together as any sort of coherent whole,
and which stumbles to an end simply because Emma Frost
arbitrarily announces that she's dreamt something convenient
to the plot. We've got Captain America acting wildly
out of character. We've got a silly magic sword which
can cut through anything, as if this was a remotely useful
addition to a hero who already has six built-in knives that
can cut through anything. We've got a big revelation
about a long-lost son that sounds like something out of
"Days of Our Lives."
Through it all, the long-term
plot creeps glacially onwards. There's a whole load of
punching and fighting in this storyline, but all of it
exists to distract from the fact that nothing is really
happening. Now, there's nothing wrong with a slow
burn, as long as you deliver something entertaining in the
meantime. This book isn't doing that. It's
coasting on the conviction that vague hints about
Wolverine's Mysterious Past are enough on their own.
Steve Dillon, although a
talented artist, is painfully miscast on this book.
He's not an action artist, and when your script relies on
throwing in fight scenes to distract from the lack of story,
you need somebody much more dynamic to carry it off.
Way has asked for a three issue long fight scene with
Wolverine, Captain America, Nuke and three of the X-Men in
the jungles of Vietnam. He gets a bunch of heroes
swinging listlessly at one another in the world's most
generic field. To call it lacklustre would be an
understatement.
Oh, and just to irritate the
purists, Wolverine spends several pages lamenting the death
of Silver Fox. Way claims to have researched
Wolverine's history in some detail before embarking on this
arc, which makes one wonder how he's failed to notice that
Silver Fox isn't actually dead. That story was
dismissed as a memory implant by Larry Hama over a decade
ago, and he went on to cement his version of history by
having Silver Fox turn up, alive and well, and parade around
as a main character for a year or so. Now, let's leave
aside the merits of this retcon. You can have the
original version turn out to be true again if you really
want, I suppose. But you can't get away with Wolverine
suddenly claiming that Silver Fox died in that story after
all, even though he's seen her alive and well on several
occasions. And since Larry Hama devoted most of his
run to explaining Wolverine's back story, it's difficult to
see how anyone could genuinely have researched the relevant
continuity in detail without reading those issues.
In context, though, this is a
minor point. The bigger issue is that this story is
slow and dreary and ponderous, and whatever mildly
interesting points it may have to make about Wolverine's
secret service career, they certainly aren't strong enough
to merit spending ten months on Act 1.
Rating: C-
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