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STORY: "Yet No More Like My Father"
(22 pages) The X-Men defeat the Brotherhood when
Krueger shuts down their powers. Angel learns that his
mother is planning to marry his Uncle Burt.
What you need to know:
Krueger turns up looking for his money and simply shuts
down everyone's powers. The Brotherhood are beaten up
pretty quickly, and Krueger gets kicked in the face by Candy
Southern (since his powers only work on mutants). And
that's the last we see of him. The X-Men let his crew
go free, and the crew release Avia.
Marvel Girl admits that she may have
telepathically influenced the crew to turn on Krueger.
Cyclops isn't too happy about that.
Candy Southern finally gets to tell
Warren the news that she's been trying to deliver since
issue #8. Warren's evil Uncle Burt is about to marry
his widowed mother. Not surprisingly, Warren is duly
appalled and races off to intervene.
Ah yes... Uncle Burt Worthington, the
original Dazzler. His only previous appearance was in
a three-part Angel back-up strip which appeared in Ka-Zar
vol 1 #2-3 and Marvel Tales #30 (after Ka-Zar
got cancelled). Since Ka-Zar was a quarterly
reprint title, we're talking about a seriously obscure
villain. In that story, the Dazzler tricked Warren's
father (Warren Worthington Jr) into helping with a diamond
smuggling operation. When Warren Jr worked out what
was happening and threatened to tell the police, the Dazzler
had him killed. The Angel fights him, both guys get
unmasked, and eventually the Dazzler apparently plummets to
his death after a mid-air battle. There's also some
stuff about the Dazzler trying to conquer the world with a
diamond-powered death beam, and a bunch of henchmen using
jet-powered pogo sticks. Let's be honest, it doesn't
exactly sound like a classic, does it?
Uncle Burt's plan here is simply to marry
Kathryn, kill her off soon after, and claim the family
fortune for himself. She's in love with him because he
supported her through the death of Warren Jr. Burt is
in league with the family doctor, Dr Stuart, who is
supplying him with poisons for Kathryn. Meanwhile,
Stuart is trying to persuade Warren not to reveal the truth
to Kathryn, because she's awfully fragile.
Once again, there's some odd non-linear
storytelling here as next issue jumps back to the X-Men
returning home from the battle with Krueger, for no
immediately obvious reason. Fortunately, this time it
only takes three pages to catch up again.
The Ashley Martin subplot continues its
glacial progress, as the police finally turn up in response
to the giant robot, and Xavier gets rid of them.
The recap narration on page 1 refers to
Havok, Iceman and Lorna Dane as "the youngest members of the
team", but that appears to be an error. They're
certainly not being taken on missions at this stage when the
X-Men have a choice.
Unusually, the title splash page doesn't
come until page 14.
Clunky dialogue award: "That traditional
circus call for help won't do you much good, friend!"
The title is a reference to Hamlet,
as Warren and Hank helpfully points out. Hamlet
describes his uncle as "my father's brother, but no more
like my father than I to Hercules." (All the texts I
can find say "but", as does Warren when he quotes the line,
so it's a bit of a mystery why the actual title says "yet.")
The hidden cover number is #80.
It's on the Dazzler's left boot, doubling as his ankle.
Comments:
An odd issue, which finishes off one story and then shifts
gears halfway through to a different one altogether.
The Krueger/Brotherhood story is perfectly okay, although
it's not going to win any awards for originality. The
Dazzler story is more problematic. The point of this
story is apparently to tie up a minor continuity point by
explaining what happened to Angel's mother.
Unfortunately, you have to swallow an awful lot of
implausibilities for this story to work.
So long as Burt's believed
dead, Warren can plausibly keep his mouth shut and leave
Kathryn in blissful ignorance. But even allowing for
the fact that this is an uncommunicative aristocratic
family, how on earth did Warren fail to notice that Uncle
Burt wasn't dead? Does he really take that little
interest in family affairs? For that matter, how did
Burt survive falling to his death in Marvel Tales #30
- especially given that he's got to be up and running again
in time to help Kathryn through her mourning period?
(The only explanation given is that Dazzler had "carefully
laid contingency plans", which isn't very informative.)
On top of that, Burt is a moustache-twirling melodrama
villain and Kathryn is a saintly dupe, so there aren't even
any particularly interesting characters here. It just
doesn't work.
FEATURE CHARACTERS
Professor X
Cyclops, the Angel, the Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Iceman (rejoins the
X-Men) and Marvel Girl I (between pages 13-14 of this
story, all appear in flashback in the next issue)
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Candy Southern (between
pages 13-14 of this story, appears in flashback in
the next issue)
Ashley Martin and Teri Martin (both next in
issue #16)
Avia (last in issue #11)
Kathryn Worthington
VILLAINS
The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants: The Blob, Mastermind
and Unus the Untouchable (all next in Amazing
Adventures vol 2 #12)
Krueger, Blunt and other freaks (no further
appearances for all)
The Dazzler and Dr Stuart (first appearance)
Revised: 31 May 2006
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